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Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me   Pg. 70-74


- Mindy Kaling


Humor





I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it's acid in the face -- who will love them now? Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away. Push, shove, scratch that person while they're still within arm's reach. Don't let them get away! Who knows when you'll get his opportunity again?


What else should you know?


(1) There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.


(2) I would like to be friends with Beyonce Knowles.


Well, I think I have covered a lot and have still maintained an air of sexy mystery about myself. I feel good about this.




About the book:


In Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, Mindy invites readers on a tour of her life and her unscientific observations on romance, friendship, and Hollywood, with several conveniently placed stopping points for you to run errands and make phone calls.


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